Here you go, what you wanted.
[because people asked for reviews]
THOSE statues with one eye i hate them. they keep FIRIN THERE LAZOR and i keep burning my ass! aaaaargh!!! screw you statues!!!!! i also started getting chased by evil rats or bugs... or some little rapists... DAMN YOU RAPISTS!!!!!!! and also reDeads with KNIFES!? THATS CRUEL TO PLAYER ONE! DAMN YOU REDEADS WITH KNIFES!!! This game is EVIL! I HATE IT! BUT THE MUSIC IS SO AWESOME!!!
- score is 5
I hate these stupid floating things on the sea THERE LIKE 30X AS BIG AS ME!!! AND THEY FLOAT ABOVE MY BOAT! SCREW YOU SEA HATS!!! also those stupid REdeads keep screaching!!! THEN I FREEZE (because of there horrible singing) AND THEY GET ME!!! AND THEY RAPE ME!!! DAMN YOU REDEADS!!! also i really hate the king of red liens! I MEAN, a boat with no sail floats all the way to an iland WITHOUT A SAIL and then says he cant get to dragon roost BECAUSE HE HAS NO SAIL! HE MAKEs ME PAY A TON OF MONEY JUST TO GET A FREAKING SAIL!!!!!!!! SCREW YOU KING OF RED LIONS!!! OH YEAH THOUGH THIS IS THE BEST MUSIC I HAVE EVER HEARD IN A ZELDA GAME! ALSO I LIKE CEL SHADING!!!!!
- score is 10
Ocarina of TimeEdit
I had to fight a giant spider. in the dark. and I have arachnophobia. thank you nintendo for scaring the crap outta me! also the freaking REdeads are scary as hell!!! AND THEY RAPE YOU WORSE THEN IN WIND WAKER!!! SCREW YOU REDEADS!!!! and also i had to fight these stupid hands that came out of the sky and are covered with blood and they turn into a bunch of little hands DAMN YOU HANDS!!! also the stupid deku buisnessmans are rip offs they made me pay money for a stick!!! dAMN YOU DEKU BISNESSMANS!!! and last is that guy in the well who has no hands and comes to rape you and a bunch of arms pop out the grund and try to rape you!!! DAMN YOU GUY IN THE WELL!!!
- score is 8
I have to say, this game is one of the best i have ever had on the Nintendo 64. The Expansion Pack makes the game run at a very good framerate, and the graphics are AWESOME!!!! SO AS I WAS SAYING REDEADS IN THIS GAME TRY TO RAPE YOU AND THEY SEND THERE EVIL SCREAMS AT YOU BUT THEN SUDENLY THEY START DANCING BECAUSE A MASK SO THE MASK SAVES YOUR LIFE! SO REMEMBER IF YOUR GONNA GET RAPED BY AN EVIL UNDEAD ZOMBIE THEN WEAR A MASK TO GET THEM TO START DANCING! DAMN YOU MASK---wait NEVERMIND!!! THIS GAME IS COOL!
- score is 10