The ReDead Rules

The ReDead Rulez
1. they are evil

2. stay away from them

3. if you get near one they will scream

4. it will rape you

5. the hookshot doesnt hurt them

6. it pulls you toward it

7. please read the signs near ReDead Places

8. do not let anyone go near one

9. they smell like poo

0. you will smell like poo if you get raped by a REDEAD!!!